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How am I supposed to get a bajillion followers? How are people supposed to read what I have to say if it can't get out there at all? If people are reading this, why aren't they commenting? At least comment. If I'm not awesome to you, don't follow, but please comment?
I'm a freak. I have actually GOOGLED HOW TO get your blog read a lot. Nothing helped. It said things like post a lot, or just be yourself. What really makes me laugh is when they say things like use lists. What?! How the hell is a LIST gonna help me get readers! "Oh, looks like she made a list. Follow." No. That's not realistic.
But really - HOW?! I'm a modest person, but what I have to say is VERY INTERESTING, OKAY?!
I don't get it. How am I supposed to get readers and followers if no one even looks at all. This is just sad.